Offered A Position I Didn’t Even Apply For – I Must Be Good!

I open my inbox and I see this message:




Wow! Really? I am honored. While I should probably jump at the chance to take a job offer, one that I didn’t apply for mind you, I should probably think about this for a minute. Let’s see….

1. It is from a hotmail account. Not really all that professional, Paulette.
2. The Subject is “Application ID2C586 1″. Not really an attention grabbing or relevant subject line.
3. The To: is to “trayc.foutz@gmail.com”. Not my email address. That’s weird that I got it. Was I BCC’d on my own job offer?
4. I am addressed as “Candidate”. I would think if you were going to offer me a job paying me (hopefully) a boat load of money, you would at least know my name.
5. Keller Investment Services — um, who are they?
6. Oh, they want me to be a “partner” to “invest” in “mutually beneficial opportunities”. I see. In other words, they WANT MY MONEY! Hey, what kind of job is this?
7. My strong background and experience? So a technologist like myself is the right type of person to be an Advisor Assistant, huh?
7. Application Process? I thought I already had the job. What is this a big tease? And who is this “tim.ki.bauer@gmx.com” person anyway?
8. Sarah Walter? I thought your name was Paulette Villafane? Very confusing. Or she is having an identity crisis.

So, after much consideration and thought, I think I might have to decline this job offer (or application for job offer or whatever it is). It was a close call Paulette/Sarah, but I just don’t think we are compatible.


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6 Responses to Offered A Position I Didn’t Even Apply For – I Must Be Good!

  1. Jared Witt says:

    I got the exact same email. Mine was from Leonila Knapper with the subject line of: Application IDN4V34456.

    I better get on the application process right away, but where do I apply :-)

  2. Joel Marcey says:

    Jared, yeah, I am sure that a good many people received this oh so well crafted and believable email. Maybe it will come down between you and me to see who gets the position :-)

  3. Adam Skinner says:

    Mine, entitled “Request ID4C49675″ came on the same day as all of yours from “Shala Qualls” , directed me to the same bauer.tim.keller@gmx.com and was signed “Respectfully, Elias Zedler.” Obviously an identity theft scam to collect personal info from resumes. I reported it to Gmail as spam.

  4. Trayc Foutz says:

    ha, that’s my email address and I never got it! Damn, I bet it was a great paying job too! Thanks Joel for increasing the google search results on my name from 2 pages to 10 :\

  5. Joel Marcey says:

    Trayc, that’s funny. I didn’t even think about it being a real email address. Well, I hope something positive can come out of this spam and that any increase in your google search results help you :-)

  6. DevinDaigle says:

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